Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No." The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
I cannot claim it as my own. However, it is most likely that would reflect a similar outcome had I stayed single. (minus the martini. it's all goji berry and beetroot juice these days).
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This is fabulous! :)
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No."
The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
Christine
I thought so too. Take out the scotch, insert vodka, remove fishing and I think it sums it up about right.
Linda
Touche! ha ha
most revealing!
Christine
I thought so too. Take out the scotch, insert vodka, remove fishing and hunting and I think it sums it up about right.
Linda
Touche! ha ha
most revealing on your part!
I cannot claim it as my own.
However, it is most likely that would reflect a similar outcome had I stayed single. (minus the martini. it's all goji berry and beetroot juice these days).
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