They come in all shapes and sizes. Men can't live without them.
They give us the power. With them, we can speed through channel after channel to find the right show or movie. Heaven forbid we would have to get up to change the channel. Women laugh at us when we reach for it and it is not there! Cushions get moved, papers tossed, and then a sigh of relief when it is found.
Honestly, there should be a national TV Remote Day, a paid holiday of course!