I am so sorry, but there is a three drink minimum at this establishment!

I think I finally figured out the proper conditions for a woman to find me funny, handsome and intelligent.

3 drinks of your favorite beverage.

beer
mixed drink
wine
whatever

the wife doesn't drink that much anymore.
that might explain a lot.

the women I meet are usually sober, at work anyway.

I don't socialize like I used to, but if I do, that will be part of my social scene standards.

It is all pretend anyway

and if it takes a state of altered consciousness, so be it.

and I am thinking, it might be mandatory to visit my blog!

unfortunately
time for a work day coffee sans alcohol!

ray