It's too tight when...
You have to lay down on the bed
to zipper up your pants
You need a comb shoved
into the pockets because your hands won't fit
It is a test of strength to close
the top button
Breathing seems to be optional
Now that you have them on,
walking and sitting will have
to be planned in advance
You have to wear a belt
in case that top button fails
You forgot to wear a belt
When you have a muffin top
before you put them on
Wearing too tight pants
and top
causes muffin neck
You find that Spanx
does have its limits
How will you explain
that red mark around the waist
in the morning
When the pants come off you are afraid
you will go flying around the room
Shoes with laces,
not tonight!
How could those pants
shrink like that?
Must be the wrong size
on the label
The pants let everyone see if the coins
in your pocket show heads or tails
except you don't carry change with you
And finally
you realize
sweat pants are sexy too!
And this is what guys go through ladies!
Another revelation!
Must be beer time
ray
2 comments:
LOL!
WE know of what you speak, but I (at least) never thought men go through it, too.
Happy LONG weekend. :)
jamie
A little bit of tongue in cheek talk.
But for guys, it is the "dunlop effect", as in your stomach dun loped over. ( belly hanging over the belt ), as opposed to the mushroom top look.
Sometimes one is caught by surprise when in a rush and what used to fit, no longer does.
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